Me: I miss daddy. I should text him.
Angel: He’s busy in a meeting, he will text you when it’s over. Leave him be for the moment
Devil: Quick!! Send him a picture of your kitty.
Me: hmmmmm. Your right, I should do the right thing
- **quickly pulls down pants**
** Only difference is that rather than sending “Kitty” pics, I send naughty things I’ve found on Tumblr (Giggle)